This is the worst pic from that night and it's still pretty hot. In Touch (March 23, 2009) has a fresh theory that Madonna is interested in appearing youthful. I'm surprised they could piece it together even before she showed up dressed as her own daughter (pictures that I found adorable, BT...

If my dick were as large in relation to my leg as this image (at left) seems to imply, I would not need Andrew Christian's new Show-It underwear  for "maximum frontal" display. I tried his ass-enhancing undies and they really dug into my legs. For the pain they didn't work. I...

Courtesy of Dr. Anthony, some of the "pinheads" @ Jason's 37th birthday. A week ago, I went bowling for the first time since I was 10 or 11 years old. The reason for the long dry spell is that I bowled a 9—no typo—my last time out. I had  been invited to a birthday party for ...

New York's Mayor Bloomberg has come out against taxing the rich because the rich people are the ones buying things in stores that give people jobs. See, Bloomie, that's the problem—you shouldn't have to be rich to buy things in stores. He's also said to check the stock market becau...

People wondered whether an obvious, if unconvicted, child molester could ever make a comeback, but R. Kelly proved that was no problem. For Michael Jackson, his delusional supporters mostly don't even believe he's gay, let alone that he's a gay pedophile, so perhaps it's more appropr...

Mrs. Kevin Kline looks much the same today, 27 years later, but I bet her pretty face would scrunch up tightly if she were forced to see this horrendous performance of the song "Paradise" from her horrible movie of the same name, I think. Here she was relatively recently, I believe. Looks ...

Miley Cyrus's pure (more like pure bullshit) boyfriend Justin Gaston poses in a handful of material for the cover of EY! Magazine, which is described as nearly impossible to buy anywhere. The image looks old to me, but the interview is new, and hypes his MySpace....

HuffingtonPost , linking to a story on E! Online , led me to believe Usher had "slammed" fellow R&B star Chris Brown. So I clicked over to see this curious image that sort of shows Usher saluting Chris and an article about how Usher, when asked about Chris's jet-skiing photo op, sa...

Milk's man James Franco has sold his first short story collection , which I will buy. I just hope it's good. Actors with vanity writing projects are sometimes the worst of the worst—remind me to scan and upload Charlie Sheen's original proposal for a poetry book that he submitted in th...

Love The Go-Go's and love "Get Up And Go," but wow, poor chicks having to perform in front of those ridiculous '80s dancers. Will Belinda pull out these moves for Dancing With The Stars. I shudder seeing Marilyn McCoo bopping along to this song!...