Quick everyone! Don your sparkly gloves and pick up your replica Bubbles the monkey soft toy. Do we have some earth shattering news for you! You may have to put your hand over your crotch so people don’t know you’ve pissed yourself in excitement. Everyone knows that Michael Jackson is coming to ...

We all know that Lars Ulrich is an angry man. He’s so angry that drumkits literally weep when they know he is nearby. But Lars Ulrich isn’t alone when it comes to being angry. Oh no, he is part of a band called Metallica with three other angry middle aged balding men. Maybe their belts are o...

There is nothing more amusing than watching someone in the street who is proclaiming the world is going to end. Still, they’ve at least given us enough warning to book our rocket ship so we can picnic on the moon whilst watching the world implode. But if you can’t do this, what do you do? Thankf...

Musicians, huh? Who do they think they are? If we’re not kitted out in their fashion range which has ended up in Oxfams across the country, we have to listen to people like Bono harp on about how we’re all evil. Really, it’s like their ability to put out a record gives them the right to do eve...

If a movie does well, it reaps shedloads of benefits for its director, producers and actors. Slumdog Millionaire is no exception. It’s been nominated for every award, won most of the awards and will probably win more awards in a special Slumdog Millionaire award ceremony in April. Because the film...

Cups of tea can’t make songs can they? Well, no they can’t. Whilst we think it would be nothing short of amazing to see a couple of tea bags, a splash of milk, a spoon and a sweetener somehow create music, it hasn’t happened just yet. We assume that A Cup Of Tea are named after something their...

If you’re a young teenage boy who no longer thinks girls are icky and disgusting, chances are you’ll want to see one naked. Accidentally seeing your mum with her saggy tits hanging out when you’ve seen her in the bathroom by mistake doesn’t count. So where do you go from here? For the braver...

So, it’s the weekend. You’re off work and away from the evils of school. What’s the best possible thing to do with your free time? If you’re the Dillon family, then looking at sofas seems to be just that. Bugger off theme parks and paintballing! It’s all about the thrill of walking around ...

Tonight, ITV wipes its entire schedule of supposed entertainment to bring us the Brit Awards 2009. It may not have happened yet, but we can’t see it being edgy, cool or vaguely risky. The show goes out at 8pm, leaving today’s young pop stars with an entire hour to swear before the watershed ...

Ever watched Justin Timberlake and thought “Wow Justin, you are so goddamn trendy�? No, neither have we, but it looks like the people of GQ magazine have. They’ve decided that he is a snappier dressier than people like Gordon Brown and Dave, our local butcher. Who are they to save that bloodst...