You're probably thinking to yourself, "Hey, did they ever fix the towel dispenser that Jeff Reed broke?" That or you were thinking of pie. Quite often it's pie. If you don't remember, the Steelers jocose placekicker acted out of character two Saturdays ago by throwing a terrible towel temper tantrum...

Also, everything's worth two points and millionaire athletes break out an arsenal of props that would make Carrot Top blush. Sounds like fun! 11:00 — Well that's over. We had some laughs, learned the skills by which point guards are measured (by dribbling through mannequins), and saw two &mdas...

Whose team will reign supreme? The guys whose fans wave towels or the guys whose state has vowels? Which QB wins: the one who found Christ or whose appendix was sliced? Third Quarter 8:35 — So this is how the second half is going to last. Warner's throw turns out to be a fumbled ball, and it l...

Will it be the desert dwellers or the East coast fellers? Which nine-win team reigns supreme? This and much more Iron Chef-style prose to follow in the live blog, aprez le jump. Fourth Quarter 6:23 — All right then, I'm just gonna walk around in circles saying "wow" for about two weeks, but I'...

When I die and they lay me to rest Gonna go to watch the BCS When I lay me down to die Goin' up to the live blog in the sky The Gators and Sooners game for all the not-a-playoff-so-boycott-it marbles is scheduled for 8 p.m. on FOX and, like the goober I am, will actually start the lively blogging th...

Last Friday during a minor league hockey game in Peoria, Illinois, a ray of light emerged amongst a raging cyclone of evil, wicked line dances. I was in the greater Peoria area on non-blogging business — if AJ was sending me there on actual blogging business, you can guarantee it was a ploy to...

Three southern quarterbacks will sit in a room all dressed up being asked softball questions about how awesome it is to be a quarterback of a top five college football team. Then one of them will hold up a trophy of an old, old man stiff-arming an invisible linebacker. Follow the Heisman presentatio...

Now that you're all hero-ed out from the SEC Championship, certainly there's enough quarterback love letters in your back pocket for Sam Bradford and Chase Daniel in the Big XII Championship in Kansas City. The Sooners are about 17-point faves, which means the live blog will be interesting by, oh, m...

This is pretty much the only way Ford Field gets to host a championship football game. The Chirpin' Birds of Ball State will try to stay undefeated — again — against the blue-colored Bulls of the University At Buffalo. The winner gets to move on to play an important bowl game ... in the ...

She leads a Deadspin life / She leads a Deadspin life When she woke up late in the evening / DUAN! had just begun She opened up her eyes and thought / "Oh, what an evening! It's not a night for parties / It's a night for MAC football Refreshing on the blog and having fun" She's going to watch you Al...