Waiting 2 Exhale, the supergroup featuring Jaimie Warren as Madonna, Natalie Meyers as Roseanne, and Venus Star as Courtney Love have a hit record and decide to play a "girls only" show in outer space. Unfortunately, some lame-ass indie rock dude shows up and pisses on their parade, which ultimately...

FROM PANTI'S ( AN IRISH DRAG PAL'S) BLOG: People Are Weird. And Funny! Want to see a guy dressed up as a cartoon fox having sex with a blow-up whale? Of course you do! I've trawled enough dodgy internet sites to be well aware of 'plushies' (people who like to have sex dressed as furry animals), but ...

I CAN'T SHIT IN THIS SEE-THROUGH TOILET! HERE'S THE VIEW OF A SWANKY NEW HOUSTON APARTMENT BUILDING'S BATHROOM FROM FROM THE INSIDE: BUT IT'S ACTUALLY CRAFTED WITH A TWO WAY MIRROR SO THAT YOU'RE WATCHING THE WORLD GO BY AS YOU PINCH YOUR LOAF! BUT THE PEDESTRIANS CAN'T SEE SHIT. LITERALLY! AND WHIL...

FROM THE NY POST: WHAT I CAN'T COMPREHEND IS WHY YOU WOULDN'T CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARDS IMMEDIATELY IF YOU WERE ROBBED??? AND WHAT IS THE EXACT ADDRESS OF THIS FOOL? HELL, I NEED SOME NEW WIGS, TOO! A thugged-out pack of transvestite teens has been targeting women walking into a star-studded West Vil...

David Drake first rose to prominence in the NYC theater community with his self-penned THE NIGHT LARRY KRAMER KISSED ME, which went on to become a film--even a Spanish version! Since then, In he mid/late 90's--brain cells gone--I had the pleasure of working with him in an insane film called PEORIA B...

This is an email forward too retarded not to post! 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' 2.''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4....

Where Have You Gone, Tyson Beckford? New Male Model Is Pale, Frail by Simon Doonan for the New York Observer March 3, 2009 Madonna is having her Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone moment, and I for one am giving her a ferocious thumbs up. Naysayers be damned! So what if she's old enough to be her Brazilian ...

BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED TROIS CUZ MISS GURL'S A CLASSY PLAYWRIGHT NOW, DONCHA KNOW! TOO BAD THE LITERARY LOON CAN'T EVEN SPELL THE NAME OF THE THEATER SHE'S BOOKED IN. THAT TABBOO! IS A HANDFUL! SO IS THIS! HERE'S HER ADDLED PRESS RELEASE. AND THE BITCH IS SOBER! TABBOO!Brandon Olson,Agosto Machado,Omar...

ALWAYS LOVED THIS SONG AND MICK HUCKNALL OF SIMPLY RED IS THE EPITOME OF BLUE-EYED SOUL. AND HE GOT AWAY WITH A BRIDGE WHICH MENTIONS REAGANOMICS!...

(UNRELATED RETARDED IMAGE) Investigation Continues Into KFC Prank Call. Employees Left Standing Naked Outside Restaurant MANCHESTER, N.H. -- Police Friday were continuing to investigate a prank that left some Kentucky Fried Chicken employees naked outside the restaurant Thursday.Investigators said t...