I don't know what's worse, getting a low-rent version of a Brazilian Butt Lift™ in Knoxville Tennessee, OR getting a low-rent version of a Brazilian Butt Lift™ in Knoxsville Tennessee and having the local news laugh at you on TV. Laugh hard. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]...

The Mayor of What-The-Fucksville just called and he wanted me to tell you to watch this Japanese gay porn baby video. Happy Friday! [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]...

There was something a little intimidating about going down to Pioneer Square by myself for the Erotic Ball "Seattle's Most Outrageous Mardi Gras Party" at Trinity last night. But once I got there, I was surprised at how plain nice everyone was. And no-judgments, how much real FUN everyone was having...

I know Friday is the last official night, but shit-a-mile, what could be the funnest show in forever is Thursday in the form of an event called "Billy The Fridge's Million Dollar Fantasy Freak Show". Say that ten times fast. There'll be live performances by Billy the Fridge, Nite Owls, and Grynch. A...

What do these two girls have to do with this picture of Mark Arm of Mudhoney? FIND OUT . Also, to fans of le punk de garage, I can't recommend enough next years' Slabtown Bender . That shit was FUUH-UN....

This is old as shit, and forgive me if I'm losing The Race™, but now every time I see a YAAAM! in the grocery store, I'm gonna think fondly of Little Glenn......

Local heavies The Whore Moans have a CD release show tonight at Neumos for new album Hello From the Radio Wasteland. Stranger contributing photographer Dagmar Sieglinde interviewed them after a recent Vera Project show where, for probably not the first or the last time, an audience member got their ...

Seattle Punks! photo by Stranger Flickr/amodgirl56 and Seattle Hippity Hoppers! photo by Stranger Flickr/pdgibson Congrats homeslices. More HERE....

Threatening to pose naked is one thing, but stealing from and staring at those people, well, that's an entirely different matter......

...and/or how many members of Cradle of Filth does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cradle of Filth play with Satyricon and Septic Flesh, Tuesday Feb 3rd at Showbox at the Market...