Jesus must be bored if he's taking time to appear in a bucket of ice cream ... or a sink ... or a sonogram ... or (my favorite) a Cheeto. Everything is Terrible put together this video of religious ap... Continue reading "Oh, Cheesus ..."...

A couple of days ago, Alan "Professor Crap" Scherstuhl sent me this video from Pat Vamos, a Kansas City guy who's making bizarre videos for the Upright Citizens Brigade. This one -- an '80s flashback ... Continue reading "The strangest video you'll watch today"...

Listen, old man. This is the last time I'm going to tell you: Stop feeding the geese. See this sign? It means no more dropping bread crumbs and looking all sad and pathetic and shit. Thanks to you and... Continue reading "Old man, stop feeding the geese!"...

Missouri lawmakers, I take it back. Meet Kansas state Rep. Bill Otto. Hat tip to Kansas Jackass. ... Continue reading "Three minutes of your life that you'll never get back"...

CNBC's Rick Santelli is an asshole. He cemented it with his rant about subsidizing "the losers' mortgages." I guess he was talking about good people like Joseph Zachery and Paula Stevens. Zachery and ... Continue reading "Time's faces of foreclosures are from KC"...

Spy on VegasLarry JohnsonSpy on Vegas snapped these shots of Larry Johnson in Sin City over weekend. Check it out. He's still wearing that pink watch.TMZ tried to explain Johnson's clothing choices:We... Continue reading "Larry Johnson shouldn't be allowed to dress himself"...

This guy robbed Quik Trip for a sixer of Mike's Hard Lemonade?If you see the guy in the photo on the right, don't tell him that Dateline's Chris Hansen and the Perverted Justice crew are waiting to ca... Continue reading "This guy is one step away from "To Catch a Predator""...

Could you deny PJ the Dog a pair of testicles?I'm not sure if Neuticles has Bob Barker's blessing, but the Kansas City company makes testicular implants for neutered pets. See, your ball-less dog may ... Continue reading "Giving the dog a bone"...

James E. Rincon really, really likes child pornography. The 41-year-old Kansas City man pleaded guilty Tuesday in federal court to downloading child pornography from the Internet. But he wasn't just i... Continue reading "James Rincon really likes child pornography"...

Photo by Michael ForesterThe most entertaining Mardi Gras party in KC starts on 18th Street in front of Birdies and YJ's, parades to the Mutual Musicians Foundation and ends in a crazy street party. I... Continue reading "18th Street Mardi Gras party"...