Watching the Presidential bitch slap again makes me happy. Juma makes the President deliver a speech that says her invasion of Sengala was a criminal act. They somehow get this speech seen on every computer in America I guess??? Like The Joker or the guy from the latest Die Hard. (I love that movie,...

The Puppet Master is in the Bennet kitchen, eating their popcorn, looking for Claire's help. Claire's wig is what needs help; it looks bad again. Even Mike noticed it. I could walk into the house wearing a short blonde wig and he wouldn't notice, but this he noticed. Claire gets a job at the comic b...

Every so often a movie comes along that is so special I will drive 1 hour and 15 minutes to see it on IMAX. Watchmen is such a movie. OK, fine. I also drove that far because it's the closest Sonic. Diet Cherry Limeade and tater tots are worth the drive. I really enjoyed the movie. I say this having ...

It's been a while since we got some MacGruber. It didn't disappoint. Warning: Contains MacGruber ass and Fat MacGyver....

The ship is creaking and cracking and not at all in good shape. It's practically crying in the background the whole time, it's eerie. Adama has another one of his breakdown tantrums (he really has those a lot), frustrated that the ship probably can't be fixed. Afterward, he decides to stop all repai...

This post is brought to you by Kelly's Irish Cider, making bitches drunk since 2009. I don't think I'm going to get a lot out of this episode. And if David Silver's in it, I'll probably just freeze and my jaw will hang open. Sarah works to remove the bloodstain from Riley's suicide attempt from the ...

Can't embed until Monday, but follow this link for the Star Trek trailer. Now with added space porn! Looks kickass!...

We open back on the Island, when Locke made his way down the well to move the Island. There is a time jump and the well disappears, and they notice a huge statue in the distance. Then Locke moves the Island. Three Years Later. Dharma people are freaking out over a security breach and go to see the H...

Matt can't be bothered to save the world right now, he'd rather find his girlfriend. "Rebel" sends him a message with Daphne's location (Building 26), so he and Peter head out and Jedi their way into people's minds to get to her. But Matt gets captured and Peter downloads video of the whole rounding...

Two hours tonight! Long-ass post ahead. General Juma, the Big Bad from Sengala, is in DC. How did he get there? Flying commercial? A major African warlord wouldn't be on some kind of no-fly list? Dubaku dies in the hospital after being injected with something by an orderly who works for Juma. Jack i...