Go ahead and smack me. Call me a tool or whatever. Until today, I could have given two monkey queefs about Tron 2.0 . But, the latest news on this almost-three-decades-too-late Disney sequel has me ready to give up them queefs. Daft Punk has officially signed on to score the film, according to Upcom...

Eric Brevig has signed on to direct a forthcoming 3-D animated flick starring Yogi Bear! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Right on! Wait. Who the hell is Eric Brevig? According to The Hollywood Reporter Brevig’s “a longtime visual effects supervisor whose credits include The Day After Tomorrow and Men in Blac...

Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangsta of love. Some people call me Mo’Reese (whaw-whowww!) Cuz I speak of the vomitus of love -Steve Miller, poorly paraphrased Since its release a few weeks ago, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button has been hailed as a triumph of tasteful c...

Allow me to set the record straight. I love, and I mean luuurve just about everything J.J. Abrams, Robert Orci and Alex Kurtzman have ever done. I have never had any doubt that, with those three at the helm, the forthcoming Star Trek reboot could be anything but absolutely kick-fucking-ass. But, as ...

The Associated Press reports that a great travesty might finally be redressed. The travesty in question? Minnesota’s largest ball of twine has its own museum, but Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan do not. Since when does a big-ass ball of twine merit more respect than two of the wickedest motherfucker...

An American Werewolf in London was far-and-away the best of a bumper crop of lycanthropic flicks to emerge in the early ’80s. Now AAWiL’s writer and director, John Landis, says he’s keen to remake his own horror/black comedy classic. Bloody-Disgusting reports that Landis was coR...

Val Kilmer, 50 Cent and Sharon Stone will star in a film about two policemen battling the chaos that reigned in New Orleans in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, according to Variety. Filming for Streets of Blood starts next month, with Academy Award winner Irwin Winkler co-producing. His son, Charles W...

Production Weekly reports cult film legend and author Crispin Glover will star in a forthcoming film about the Donner Party. The film, called The Forlorn, is in development and will co-star Jeremy Sisto (Law & Order). NHO Entertainment is producing. If this news doesn’t make your hair stan...