Lindsay Lohan acted like an ass and made a huge scene in the Delta terminal in Tampa post-Superbowl when she was informed that her flight was overbooked and she would have to fly coach. The hot part is that the other passengers were reportedly cracking up at her entitled cokehead antics. It sounds l...

If you ever wanted to know what working with Christian Bale is like, please listen to the following audio. It's from the set of Terminator: Salvation. And apparently a director of photography walked into the scene twice. Batman flips out. Batman flips out to a whole 'nother level. It sounds like Bat...

Here's hippie equestrian Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston eating lunch. Sorry we're not starting you off this weekend with something more orgasm-inducing. Maybe this will cause you to have some delicious water with lemon. Or admire Miley's headband and earrings. Or perhaps you're happy that an underwea...

Soccer got even gayer than it was before. David Beckham's teammates during his AC Milan stint keep rubbing his beautiful buttcheeks. Why? They're homos. Kidding, they've decided that David's badonkadonk is their new lucky charm. Even the soccer writers are in on the hotness. They're referring to Dav...

What is it with Democratic inaugurations and poetry? Poetry and politics do not mix. Never have. One or the other never fully measures up to the task of the historic moment. Alexander the Great lamented that he did not have a Homer to record his epic deeds, while George Washington thought he had his...

This dude who previously owned what your parents used to call a "head shop" back in the 60s says that Oscar nominee Brad Pitt used to spark it up all the time. Duh. How else do you cope with having that icy bitch who rides the sleigh in Narnia......

So some poor sap named Cameron Huston was handed the ultimate humiliation in Los Angeles on Saturday night. Spencer Pratt beat his ass in a club. It's like having to go home and tell your Dad that Emilio Estevez taped your ass shut. Cameron Huston is Spencer's sister Stephanie's......

Here's the steadily more terrifying Madonna in some extra pics from the photoshoots for her Hard Candy album. Ordinarily you would say "you need to fire your stylist. That queen has got your boobies bandaged and white tights over a thong that is too big for you. Something is......

Uh, what in the Amber Von Tussle's mother hell has Angelina Jolie done with her salad? Holy shite, that is some 60s cocktail party bullshit right there! Is she daring Kate Winslet to say something else? But watch, you're going to see several Brad Pitt and Angie addicts getting......

If you're not in Park City, Utah then get your celebrity ass to Washington, DC to be amidst history in the making! Or just go to text in the DJ booth out of boredom while your girlfriend spins records! Or presses "play" on her Nano. Skinny Minnie Lindsay Lohan......