March 06, 2009
We never thought we'd say it, but it's true. The lucky HSM star got the greatest gift of all from his mom this past Christmas, which is to say: the gift that keeps on giving… So, what exactly did the dapper Disney star find stuffed in his stocking? Condoms. Yes, Zac Efron’s mother...
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March 05, 2009
Last month, Tonya Harding was on HBO's Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel and she gave an interview that was so sad, so bitter, and so unexpectedly angry that we found ourselves actually feeling bad for her... Gawker alerted us to this clip yesterday, which kindly highlights Harding's rea...
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March 04, 2009
We never thought it would happen, but it's true. These two leading ladies have a very big something in common... The answer? Men! Turns out both Megan Fox and Tina Fey top the list of celebrity women most men would want to party with. According to an Asylum.com poll, Megan Fox eked ...
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March 03, 2009
What do you get when you put a man, a hyper cat, marijuana, and a bong in one room? The answer may surprise you. Here's the man: Here's the cat: And here's the teeny, tiny, 12 inch by 6 inch home-made bong into which he stuffed her: According to the AP, ...
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February 24, 2009
There are many scary things in the world: pedophiles, zombies, rabid bats, etc. And in this day and age, most American kids have been conditioned to avoid them. (See also: strangers, drugs, illicit touching in the sparkly bits.) Except for (cue creepy music!) refrigerators! This extra creepy ...
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February 19, 2009
Brazillian, Bikini, Sphinx, Landing Strip. All wonderful options, all not quite right for the nefarious hair that grows down there in our sparkly bits. Until now. In what appears to be a perfect confluence of events, ( Scanner Emily already brought it up, and I happen to have a 6:15 appointment with...
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February 18, 2009
It's an age-old question that no one can ever seem to find the right answer to: What on earth does one call the vagina? Annalisa Barbieri over at the Guardian passed the puck to her readers and was duly rewarded. We've compiled the top ten twat names submitted after the jump. Twinkie ...
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Hans Blomberg, the host of Bundesvision Song Contest, an American Idol-esque German TV show, found himself on the wrong side of his female counterpart after grabbing her breast on national television. The sequin be-decked and be-dazzled host was in the midst of announcing the point tally when...
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February 13, 2009
If there's one thing you learn today, its that you should never, ever, mess with a park squirrel. Unfortunately, this doggie had to learn his lesson the hard way. Check out what happened when Sparky dared to come between a nutso mother squirrel and her itty-bitty baby... [via...
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February 12, 2009
You may or may not be familiar with this little lady. but she's basically become the face of the wildfires in Australia. Her name is Sam, and she was found hobbling along with really badly burned paws and desperately dehydrated. Which is why this kindly firefighter man stopped to give her...
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