Ok first things first, we won, fantastic, we are in the quarter finals and for that I am grateful, the boys did a marvelous job on the penalties, but I never want to go through that again. All those arseholes that support other teams were texting me non-stop, I turned my phone off, switched my lapto...

Quick reminder: The Ducksnorts 2009 Baseball Annual is now shipping. Go buy a copy or five… In case you missed it, we’re doing community projections again this year. Read the introduction to learn more about the comatosely accurate IVIEs, available only here at Ducksnorts. Padres IVIE Pr...

Can we take it, then, that you're okay with sucking cock? Geoff...

Fascinating reflections from Scot McKnight on Erwin McManus’ book “Soul Cravings”. He boils McManus’ point down to the idea that: “If God is real and you are created by him, your soul already knows it.” - via “The Inner Apologetic - Jesus Creed“ ItR...

Via the Barefoot Bum, Bobbie-the-Jean gives us 50 hilarious reasons to reject evolution. My three favourites: 12.) Because the fact that science is self-correcting annoys me. Most of my other beliefs are rigidly fixed and uncorrectable. 17.) Because I’m 100% correct about everything 100% of the ti...

It's been a pretty slow week here with new posts, but there is a lot going on; I thought I'd relay some news to everyone, both to catch up on things backstage here at the blog and because I'm really looking forward to what's to come. [Image: From "the ruins of San Francisco," 1906, via farlane]. As ...

Ok let’s begin with yet another soul telling us we don’t know how lucky we are, he said we have had 10 fantastic years and one not so successful, okay so now we know Gael Clichy can’t count either. I’m happy with what Arsene has achieved in his tenure, I’m just not craz...

Okay let’s start by putting the story of Cesc leaving if Wenger goes to bed. Arsene says he’s going nowhere and Cesc should still be here in 10 years, on that note I will bury the story, well done boss for coming out so quickly to stop this scandal screwing over our season. Our kids beat...

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If you would like a brief, five second prophesy on the future of humankind, here it is. We're fucked. Reason being? The gross and overwhelming incapability to A) accept that we're unwilling and unable to learn, and B) deal with our innate desire to avoid responsibility. Everything's gone downhill an...