OK, maybe he is your grandpa's Republican Jesus....

Hi-CaliberConservative Rapper Dear Mr. Hi-Caliber, One of my men sent me the address to your "Space Page" and suggested that I invite you to perform at our Men's Purity Revival and Survivalist Fair in October. I think that's a swell idea. We want to really get the young men involved this year. I kno...

David Edwards tells us that "Amanda" is second only to Zsuzsanna in Pastor Anderson's heart: The all started by Steve saying who he likes best in his phoney church. His wife first, then another woman her name is Amanda was chosen number 2 because she has only missed one of his services and she is st...

Ray ComfortAtheist Fighter Dear Mr. Comfort, I really enjoyed your response to all the criticism your book received at Amazon. As the author of the "most helpful" positive review* , I, too, am disgusted with those who unashamedly stooped to using science, reason, logic to pan your book. I look forwa...

Pastor Rod ParsleyWorld Harvest Church Dear Pastor Parsley, It looks like that peace-loving compassion freak, Pastor Dan of Street Prophets, is calling you out. Not only did he refer to you and Heath Schuler as "authoritarians," "chickenshits," and keepers of "shaved apes," he also questioned the au...

Pastor Steven L Anderson distances his church from Fred Phelp's Westboro Baptist Church: What is ironic is that they actually believe that homos can be saved if they repent of their homosexuality. Therefore, they actually have nothing in common with us....

After reading this, I decided to help Newt make shit up by tweeting him talking points....

If you're new to Jesus' General, you may need to read a few other posts about Pastor Anderson, Zsuzsanna Anderson, Brother Stucky, and the Faithful Word Baptist Church before reading this. Helen has more, a lot more, to say about Zsuzsanna: I am writing this post to let you all know, It hurts when y...

If David and Helen Edwards attend the Faithful Word Baptist Church today, Pastor Steven L. Anderson and his charming wife, Zsuzsanna will kick their schismatic asses: Why the Edwards Have Been Kicked out of Faithful Word Baptist Church Unfortunately we have had to kick the Edwards out of our church....

God came to my bed and spoke to me last night. It was rather disconcerting at first because He had taken the form of a watermelon, but after I figured out who it was, it became the most wonderfully glorious experience I've ever had. He told me that the New Testament made him sound like a wussy and c...