In his not-really-but-actually State of the Union address, President Barack Obama did his best to inspire a nation scared out of its wits. After the jump, the speech text, as distributed while he delivered it. Madame Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, and the First Lady of the United ...

newVideoPlayer("/OscarGasm1.flv", 506, 423,""); Lady actors don't win Oscars based on film performances; it's all about giving the best acceptance speech. And the dirty, dirty Academy demands an orgasmic experience (or at least someone who can fake it well). Thanks go to whiz Mike Byhoff for the vid...

With Slumdog Millionaire sweeping the Academy Awards — eight Oscars including best picture — and Kate Winslet taking best actress for The Reader, only Sean Penn's best actor win for Milk managed to surprise....

While you were busy ogling pretty ladies in pretty dresses, ABC was airing Barbara Walters' investigative report on the really important issues. Such as: Is Joe Jonas a jerk? And is Hugh Jackman gay? newVideoPlayer("/yeah.flv", 506, 423,""); The Jonas Brothers have about as much in common with the O...

When not cobbling his Oscar tribute to comedy together, Judd Apatow has been working on his next directing effort, Funny People , a comedy about the world's least funny topics: comedians and cancer. Is it a big fat spoiler to point out that a trailer is a big fat spoiler? Because that's what this on...

Do you like your song-and-dance routines with canes and top hats? Then you are going to love tomorrow's Hugh Jackman-hosted Academy Awards. In this video that was "leaked" yesterday by the show's producers, Hugh Jackman talks about how hard he's working and why it's so very important to not make an ...

Gay rodent Punxsutawney Phil predicted six more weeks of winter....

newVideoPlayer("/bagovichus.flv", 506, 423,""); Here's what makes Rod Blagojevich such an evil genius: after being removed from office unanimously, he comes out onto his front porch and tells the media that he's a hero. A hero who was removed from office because he loves old people, children and kit...

Gawker operative Stephen Kosloff has sent us another batch of photos from the frozen film wonderland that is the Sundance Film Festival. Now with product-placing bunnies. The party for the documentary, A Sealed Fate? contained the following ingredients: Director and America's Next Top Model host Nig...

Not everyone is in DC right now. Gawker operative Stephen Kosloff is prowling the Sundance Film Festival and will be periodically sending us reports. Here is his first dispatch. Fashion photographer Keith Legend is most ironically the subject of this photo as he trudges up Main Street to a party. Ke...