I don't know how they do it in other states, but here in Pennsylvania our lottery has a mascot. His name is Gus. And he is really fucked-up looking. Don't believe me? Here's Gus!That's right, lottery fans, it's mangy wildlife to call your very own! What is he? No, not a mutant sewer rat. He's a grou...

In an effort to chip away at Philadelphia's billion-dollar deficit, our esteemed mayor has proposed that we pay for trash pickup. His first proposal, a weekly five-dollar fee, was slammed. To be honest, that doesn't sound completely outrageous. But his new idea? Not only is he proposing a small annu...

And we're back. It's stream-of-consciousness style, once again.What's that scrap of paper? A more pressing question might be, what the hell's going on, but I've learned to go with the flow sometimes when it comes to Lost.Hee, Hurley didn't realize he could stand up. That's such a cliche gag, but it'...

So I'm looking on eBay for a new train case in which to store my nail polish (Jackass Burglar broke the lock on this one) when I come across this lovely: Hello! Is it just me, or is this thing more than a little horrifying? I'm made to understand that it's used to teach manicurists how to paint and ...

This week it's going to be more stream-of-consciousness-like observations. The show starts out with a major awww: Penny and Desmond have a baby! Well, now he's more of a little boy. Yay! Unless, that is, it's another way for them to break my heart later. So a hesitant "Yay!" (if that makes any sense...

Lora, this one's for you: I ask you: WTF? What the Friggity Fraggity Fuck? First of all, please understand that I've been trying to get a picture of this for MONTHS, but it's damn near impossible due to the traffic flow near this billboard. Then I tried to find a picture of it online, to prove that ...

Happy Chinese New Year, everybody! Get your 2009 horoscope here. I am a Rooster, as I'm sure you were all dying to know, and my horoscope for this year actually looks pretty good. But not to worry, favorable fortunes never seem to come true for me. Fun fact: in Chinese, roosters go, "goh-geh-goh-goh...

First off: IT'S BACK!!!!! I was thinking I should have some kind of standard format for these Lost recap thingies I'm doing (chronological? alphabetical?), but then I thought: the hell with that, I'll do it whatever way seems natural for that particular episode. This week I'm going character by char...

I wish I could be on American Idol. Not so Simon can tell me how much I move like a wood nymph, although I have to admit that that would be pretty awesome. I'm not interested in being a contestant at all. (You know, because clearly the only thing stopping me is a lack of interest.) No, I want to be ...

I done been tagged by Naynay. (That link'll take you to her new blog, while the one in my sidebar will take you to the old blog because Blogrolling.com is in rehab or some shit. I might break up with them.) Anyway, here are the rules: A) You must write 10 honest things about yourself that are intere...