Howard Madoff Enters Guilty Plea on the Condition That ‘Ponzi Scheme’ Be Renamed ‘Madoff Scheme’ in His Honor...

“Hmmm … Rush Limbaugh makes a lot more money and is much more famous when the Republicans are out of power. Sooo … Rush does his dead level best to make sure the Republicans stay out of power. Gadzooks, what a sly dog he is! Better than leading a gang of pickpockets any day, I̵...

You could always tell when Rick Santorum had been taking Viagra....

One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug. He crawled out of bed and turned on the TV, only to discover that everyone in the U. S. had suffered the same fate. Indeed, as The Politico was reporting, Ame...

“Sorry, we’re just a bunch of normal people dressed up as clowns. You’ll find the real clowns across the street at the Conservative Political Action Conference, dressed up as normal people.”...

Chickens Confirm Jindal Laid an Egg Last Night...

“Tea Party U.S.A.: The movement grows” By Michelle Malkin • February 21, 2009 04:16 AM...

“We understand you’ve changed the name of your company from Blackwater to Xe and you wish to be referred to from now on as the ‘CEO Formerly Known as Prince’.”...

Defending his vote against the stimulus bill, John Boehner cried out, “This legislation falls woefully short!” And then he collapsed on the House floor, weeping uncontrollably....

Imagine Michelle Malkin live-blogging in the first century and Jesus has just said, “Seest thou these great buildings? there shall not be left one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.” What would her headline be? “Savior Holds First Fear-Mongering Press ConferenceR...