Michigan reduces the plumbing related section of the lockerroom to its basic essences:  “go”-ing and not inviting ass frolicking in the shower.  We know it’s a form of team building, but when we say the Michigan way will be pounded into you, homoerotic Lever 2000 fantasies are no...

and the delicious repleneshment of fresh corpses is running low in Hasppy Valley...

This is the Porsche 944, thebest iteration of the crappy little 924 that came out in 1977.  In the 80s, these were the shit.  There was a maroon one driven by a regular at the 7-Eleven where I wasted part of my elongated sophomore year.  I saw it up close and personal one night.  I [...]...

Let’s see… Crown Vic?  Check. Funny antennae?  Check. Ugly steel wheels?  Check. Weird Plate?  Check. A-pillar spotlights?  Check. COP LIGHTS IN THE BACK WINDOW?!?!?!  Check. Also: CNG?  WTF?  WHO USES THAT EXC. GOVERNMENT FLEET VEHICLES? Survey says Cop.  Jesus yes, it’s ...

This is Columbus, OH, mecca for the walmart/value city/ trailer park nation.  Also, home of the nations most pathologically obsessed fan base.  No wonder, the marketing geniuses of the House of Beam decided to pander to the delicious low hanging fruit of bourbon swilling Buckeye fans.  To be fair...

Am I coming or going?  Some days it’s so hard to tell.  Or maybe it’s future Austin Powers, from 30 seconds from now....

I swear… Man drank from beer bottle, urinated in front of officer by Christelle Hobby - Feb. 20, 2009 09:41 AM The Arizona Republic A man with three previous DUI’s was arrested after nearly colliding with an unmarked Mesa police vehicle — twice.  Mesa police said undercover police...

you’re our only hope. Phoenix, 2/18/09.  Anti Joe protestors plead for presidential intervention on constitutional abuses by the couthy sheriff, since no one in the state has the balls to stand up to Joe or his henchmen....

it’s been 5 LONG years. There is no record of the humble beginnings On 2/16/04.  I know there was porn very soon after.  (Don’t search - it didn’t last.) Then, the search ingines tied “girl” in the title to porn searches, leading to internet creeps.  Thus...

Because a 4 year old corpse with a bullet hole has to be better than this guy...