I should’ve known that with all of the skimpy outfits on The Trailer Park Comes to Town The Circus tour that Britney Spears would fall victim to a wardrobe malfunction at some point, but three shows in is pretty impressive, especially since she was caught on a live mic (!) saying ...

Everyone knows celebs love attention.It’s their oxygen. Without attention they are just your plain old average jo seedy coke addicted losers. Everyone also knows Twitter is the #1 destination for attention whores. With twitter, i can hear about the colour of someones shit as they are taking it...

  Britney Spears launched her “The Circus” tour last night to a thousand zillion rainbow queefs across the world. Britney didn’t sing live (SHOCKING!) and there was a mixture of response on her dancing which some claimed involved ” a lot of strutting” but of course ev...

In some peoples heads Rihanna maybe just got a bitch slap, or a little strangulation action. This is clearly not the case with RiRiGate 09 as the first picture of Rihanna has just been released and it’s patently obvious that girlfriend suffered a serious attack.  Since theres a bit of a legal...

Who’s Fug Ass Grizzly Bear Legs are these? (ONTD) 13 Year Old Boys have needs too. PedoBear Alert! (Dlisted) I think i just found my Wedding Outfit (Crunk and Disorderly)  Toothy Tile and Sister looking mighty gay (Just Jared)  Aubrey O Day is one skank star away from being  Paris Hilton (E...

I said back when Britney Spears announced that If You Seek Amy would be her third Circus single that all of the American parents would get their panties in a twist. Sure enough, those parents are on the rag and who better to lead them than the biggest asshole parent of America? Fox News of [...]...

  Not unlike you and I, celebrities prize one thing above all else. No, not world peace…Money, of course! However unlike you and I, celebrities have an open platform to degrade their dignity for profit in a way we might most commonly call common prostitution. To celebrities the term  prosti...

Brooke Hogan has a Broke Ass Hogan voice, and that’s why she should stick to spreads for tranny-fetish porn, as her singing career has been about as successful as a Russell Brand grand-daughter joke.  Brooke’s highest charting thus far has been for this hot disaster reaching #33 in the ...

Amy Wino might be starring in a movie which some dumb bitch at ITN news likened to Michelle Pfieffer in Dangerous Minds. Really this isn’t news, but ITN has nothing else to do with it’s budget, so why not? And of course it allowed a great clip of Wino to be shown which demonstrates how [...

I’m not sure if the name “Seraphina” is cute or it’s Hollywood but that’s what Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have called their second little baby girl. I can imagine a bunch of hippies sitting around campfires naming kids Seraphina. This is some Golden Compass shit. J...