If you thought the Oscars was purely about self-important film folk giving their fat egos a good, old stroke - you would be so right. The way they jabber on when they get their awards you would think they are saving lives or something. Yeah, well done on doing your job and dressing up pretending to ...

It really is simply ridiculous the lengths that Hollywood actresses will go to impress on Oscars night. A beautiful gown can only distract from the wrinkly face and bloated thighs for so long, which means Hollywood’s elite have to pull out all the stops in their search for physical perfection....

We love The Sopranos – almost too much. There was a time when we would have been happy to see out the rest of our days munching on Jaffa Cakes and watching the latest goings on from the Mafia’s second most dysfunctional crime family. We loved it that much. In fact, we loved The Sopranos so m...

Sex sells – everyone knows that. So if you want to sell more records or get more airplay, it’s hardly rocket science to suggest that putting a sexy celebrity in your video is going to increase your chances of success tenfold. It’s a winning formula – you only need look at the songs b...

Did you know that 24 was originally planned to be a romantic comedy showing 24 hours in the life of a wedding? It seems ridiculous now to imagine Jack Bauer as some nervous bridegroom-to-be on his big day, especially when you consider some other facts about 24. For example, would the script writers ...

There really is something about the sight of a sexy woman in a skimpy spacesuit. Forget the planet-hopping, spaceships and aliens, it’s the sultry space sirens that can really make or break a sci-fi TV series. So what better way to kill a couple of hours than to scan the internet looking for p...

There is only one reason to watch My Bloody Valentine 3D. I’ll give you a clue - it has nothing to do with ‘My Bloody Valentine’ – although we’re sure there are many horror fans who will be interested to see a virtual remake of the 1981 flick Quentin Tarantino dubbed “...

Here at Hecklerspray, we have often been described as negative and cynical. Now, that just hurts us. So to prove we actually can be positive about things, we have decided to dedicate a list to one TV show we truly love, South Park. And, in particular, its greatest creation, Eric Cartman. In fact, we...

Forget actual women - what we all want to know is who are the sexiest cartoon characters. Now you might think that the above statement is a bit odd. And you would be fully justified in thinking that. It is an odd idea for a list and we blame editor and general sick puppy Stuart Heritage for even com...

Are you having a merry Christmas? No, neither are we. Merry Christmas. Humbug! But what is the worst thing about Christmas? Having to spend the entire day with your family and pretending you are enjoying it? No, that can actually be OK sometimes, just as long as it’s just one day a year. OK, h...