I always feel obligated to disclaim that I truly feel bad for newscasters who make a teeny slip of the tongue but because they're being watched by millions and the internet currently exists, their clip gets laughed at again and again to maximize their unfortunate embarrassment. Whew. Conscience clea...

Zac Efron stars as Bumington, the politically-knowledgeable Singing Bum in the 2009 remake: "Gotta Get Me Some Honors: The With Honors Musical!"...

Jay Leno is doing his part to score some free publicity off an ongoing news trend "stimulate" America's auto industry by performing a free show exclusively for unemployed workers in Detroit: On the March 9th edition of The Tonight Show, host Jay Leno announced his plan for "stimulating" America with...

TO THINE OWN FACE BE OBVIOUS: A new portrait of William Shakespeare was revealed today after 399 years, proving that Shakespeare looked even more like we thought he did than we thought he did. (NY Times) LESS SEXY TAXICAB CONFESSIONS: Tom Cruise makes Katie Holmes give him written confessions every ...

The hype is over, and the viral videos are done (for now) -- Watchmen finally hit theaters this past weekend, debuting to a $55 million box office, positive but mixed reviews, and a bunch of really fruitless arguments amongst myself and my fellow Watchmen-loving friends. It's time to (Watch)man up: ...

Watchmen has finally hit theaters, thus ending a historic saga of internet video leakage that resulted in about 109% of the film ending up online prior to its release. Still, it's not like the idea of previews giving away way too much information about a movie is anything new -- to honor the Watchme...

Yankees third baseman / unliked human Alex Rodriguez will undergo hip surgery and miss about 10 weeks of action. This begs the question -- what super-judgmental, puntastic headline will the New York Post run tomorrow to honor this momentous occasion? Here are some guesses to get the ball rolling - f...

The following is a Recap of Lost Season 5 Episode 8 entitled "LaFleur", originally airing March 4, 2009. If you haven't seen the episode yet, then don't read on, there's a bunch of spoilers, including some huge ones about Life On Mars thrown in for good measure. Sawyer was just your average everyday...

In her next movie, Katie Holmes plays that annoying bead-haired girl on your dorm floor with seven DMB posters and a bunch of jangly shit hanging from her entryway but who you'd still hook up with but will continue hating as long as that continues to not happen: Also, is she doing her impression of ...

Movie premieres are characteristically chock-full of random celebrities with no discernible ties to the film, but about the last person I was expecting to see at the Watchmen premiere in L.A. was Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger: I'm very much in the Roethlisberger Fanclub, but see...