Remember Heidi Montag of MTV faux reality show The Hills, who released the irresistible atrocity that was "Higher" last year? Well, now that her original producer RedOne struck paydirt with Lady GaGa and split for greener pasture$, Heidi's somehow hook(er)ed up with ...Cathy Dennis?!? Cathy, luv, yo...

Jive Records: "Britney, your third single is floundering. We need you to have a wardrobe malfunction and "accidentally" say 'pussy.' Onstage. In front of children." Britney: "Okay!!! I love pussy, y'all!" Vid courtesy Socialite Life....

Like Peter Cushing prying open a creaky wooden coffin in a dank cavern and smashing a wooden stake through Christopher Lee's rotting, 700-year-old chest, pop's gallant hero Lady GaGa continues to erase any need for Ye Olde Vampyre Madonna. This time the feat comes in the U.K., where Lady GaGa is at ...

Here's a clip of Take That member Jason Orange (courtesy of the Take That Appreciation Pages) flapping his gums about "84," the B-side to the band's new single "Up All Night." Jason handles lead vocals on the track. I like that the song name drops The Smiths. But, really, Jason, just whip it out alr...

Okay, after rewatching Flo Rida's "Right Round" video, I got to thinking, That chick in the clip totally can't be the one singing. In fact, I sort of hypothesized that Kesha (or Ke$ha, if you're cla$$y) is probably some 400 lb. housewife who occasionally comes into the studio to mop up after hours w...

And so not a new song cracks the Top 10 of Billboard's Hot 100 chart this week. However, Lady GaGa makes a move to firmly plant her stripper pole on Planet Pop—her second single "Poker Face" moves up to #3 while "Just Dance" is still sitting firmly at #7, and her full-length set The Fame also clim...

Okay, first, how the fuck did I not know Dannii Minogue has her own blog!?!? Her Valentine's Day post alone was just photos of candy hearts with the words "Spread the love...." Stripper, you've been spreading your luvs for years. Second of all, there were apparently rumors that Dannii was going to b...

So here's the video for Flo Rida's "Right Round," which has been #1 for two weeks, and has also sold over a million digital downloads over two weeks. Alas, that single is probably making more money than the record label distributing it. Hence the cheap-ass video. I think the 30-second commercial I m...

Egads! When Taylor Swift is #1 for a 10th week, and the album only moved 62,000 copies in the past seven days, the death knell is ringing loudly for commercial LP sales as we know them. Remember only two years ago when the Dreamgirls soundtrack marked the lowest-selling week for a #1 album, with sal...

...along arrives Saint Etienne's London Conversations: The Best Of box set, which I ordered last week! It was an unexpected, d'luvvly surprise to find it comes in book form, and with pretty pictures and liner notes on each album. Though it makes me wonder if they'll beef up the liner notes when each...