I didn’t realize until the other day when I actually HAD to go to the post office how horribly depressing of an event it had become. Growing up and through most of my life the post office had always been a hub of activity for the town. You would run into a neighbor or someone you knew and the peop...

This is one of those blogs where part of my brain says, “You probably should keep this story to yourself.� All while the other half goes, “This is kind of funny in a disgusting and fucked up way.� Awhile back I was driving and received a text message on my phone saying, “Hi. I would apprec...

I usually dip into Seventeen Magazine to help answer the questions of today’s youth but I switched it up for the more wholesome Teen Magazine where the girls were getting really awful advice. Here are four questions that I selected and a fifth that I would like you to answer. Q: I really like my f...

Normally we don’t do movie reviews around here. I kind of find it pompous to tell you what I think about a movie, like it is going to have any sort of impact on if you are going to enjoy it or not. It is arrogant to presume that my taste in a film is worthy enough that you need to take note. Of co...

The interweb is a wonderful place full of information, entertainment, sports scores, porn, and really creepy people. I present before you for your judgment, ridicule, and entertainment two such people. First up is my favorite eBay auction ever titled: Experience Your Fear of Clowns. Here is the auct...

I predict I will not watch one episode of this show. But that doesn’t stop me from breaking down the contestants and offering up who I think will this “competition� or allowing me to rip on them all. Annie Duke- Poker Player No Ben Really Gigli Was A Good Idea Why She Will Win: I think this is...

I can no longer watch the news anymore because each time I do I have to contemplate sticking my head in the oven, fortunately my large melon doesn’t fit in a toaster oven. Watching the first twenty minutes of it has gotten to be such a depressing experience that it ruins my day.  At this point ev...

Yesterday I read that Octo-Mom was offered a deal where she would be paid one million dollars to do a porn movie. If she signed a multi-picture deal the company would also give her health benefits for her 1.5 million children. I was mortified when I read that, not because it was degrading but becaus...

While I don’t really talk about politics on this blog I have always been a close follower. Having my undergraduate degree in history with a minor in political science I geek out over the political process and how things work. One of the negative bi-products of this is that more and more I find mys...

Of course a day after the Academy Awards it is my duty to review the best and worst dressed celebrities from a “straight male that can’t dress himself “ perspective. Not wanting to make this format feel  repetitive decided to bring in another person to comment with me on the fashion mistakes ...