On tonight's season premiere of Dancing with the Stars, Bruno called "that Bachelor guy" a loser (complete with hand gesture) and Lil' Kim dedicated her first dance to "all my girls in the Federal Detention Center." That's all I really......

Last night's long-ass premiere of America's Next Top Model, Cycle 12: Goddesses and Monsters wasn't so much agonizing as soooooo very predictable. Miss J. wore a bonnet. Jay Manuel's entire face had been spray painted on in the wrong shade.......

Conan O'Brien's last night in NYC is this Friday, so we'll be rolling out our favorite clips from Late Night all week. First up, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviews nerds waiting in line for Star Wars: Attack of the......

The latest in the curious case of a 23-year-old dude just doin' his best to jumpstart a ferocious appetite: Eight people who partied with Michael Phelps have been arrested because one of them attempted to sell that damn bong on......

Total jackass Steve-O (pictured, left...well, his face is) and NFL Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor (right) are among the rumored contestants for Dancing With the Stars. (Official season 8 slogan: "Already?!?!?!") I love how New York Giants VP Pat Hanlon......

My main problem with Christian Bale's ENTIRELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK rant on the set of Terminator: Salvation was that it lacked a bumpin' beat. "How do I dance to this?" I was overheard whining to someone who simply turned......

While trolling online for the day's most important news stories, PopWatch cryptkeeper Mike Bruno stumbled upon this semi-precious gem: During Comcast's Super Bowl airing in the Tucson area, the game's feed paused and dissolved into a scene featuring full-frontal male......

In light of my fake TV boyfriend Maksim Chmerkovskiy's recent engagement to fellow Dancing With the Stars sexy diva Karina Smirnoff, I've finally stopped weeping long enough to compile a video tribute to our precious time together. Press play below!......

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What is this s---? American Girl has revealed its 2009 Doll of the Year: a contemporary tween with the not-a-real-name "Chrissa." I know I'm out of touch with toys these days, but I liked my American Girls a little more......