My beloved co-workers, Allow me to regale you with the terrifying true tale of Dream’s Damned Journey aka The historic battle of Man versus Nightmare’s Lane. The opponents? One harried and exhausted farmer o’ the cube against a seemingly endless foul beast of many lanes and pock...

Well, in less than 12 hours Cap’n Carrot, Scene-Stealers Eric, and myself. I’ve been thinking about a Watchmen movie for some 22 years now (because hypothetical ‘who would you cast’ exercises are a comic-book nerd discussion staple), so the idea that I’m this close to a...

Is it just me or does the Lectric Shave guy instill a homicidal rage in anyone else? He makes that ‘O’ face and I just want to stab him. Also: Why is Comedy Central so laden with commercials for dick pills and no-baby vag-rings? I mean, really now… Know your demographic, people....

Sadly I wasn’t able to pull enough strings to have Paul McCartney call my mom on her 64th birthday, but we’ll call this a close second: Watch Beatles - When I’m Sixty Four  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com She tells me “When I was your age. my a...

From Spacesick comes one of the best little re-mash art projects I’ve seen in a while: Mocking up an entire series of covers for film novelizations aimed at young readers, circa 1966. In addition to an absolutely wonderful visual style, each cover conveys something iconic about the film (some ...

Like a dog hell-bound on lapping up its own leavings, Hollywood has decided to make the next two years a seemingly non-stop run of remakes. Carrot found this list of upcoming or soon-to-be-released remakes back in December, but it wasn’t until I started reading about this summer’s remake...

This is one for the history books, folks… check it in full: My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the gen...

Oh, hell yes....

And so we reach the conclusion of The Face of the Enemy with webisode* 10: Face of the Enemy: pt. 10 So gang, what’d we learn? Well, Gaeta is apparently the Alan Cumming of Battlestar Galactica, Eights are just plain MEAN, and (if this was anything to judge by) we’re in for one hell of a...

You read that correctly: CLOWNS. Clowns that teach abstinence only sex-ed. While juggling. Personally I think the juggling bit is going overboard. You’ve already introduced clowns into the discussion. It’d take one hell of a libidinous soul to keep the mood going at that point. Let’...