Blender Magazine asked the tough questions to Kelly Clarkson. They asked her if she goes pee pee while washing herself in the shower. Kelly's answer? "Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.� Kelly is right. We all do it. Don't. Don't lie. Don't. We all do. I mean, you're standin...

Blender Magazine asked the tough questions to Kelly Clarkson. They asked her if she goes pee pee while washing herself in the shower. Kelly's answer? "Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.� Kelly is right. We all do it. Don't. Don't lie. Don't. We all do. I mean, you're standin...

Mandy Moore and Fleabag McGreasy jumped on the shot gun bullet train and road it all the way to the alter in Savannah, GA on Tuesday. Their talking bitch confirmed this all to UsWeekly. Mandy and Ryan barely announced their engagement last month. Try not to swallow your tongue when Mandy pops out a ...

Mandy Moore and Fleabag McGreasy jumped on the shot gun bullet train and road it all the way to the alter in Savannah, GA on Tuesday. Their talking bitch confirmed this all to UsWeekly. Mandy and Ryan barely announced their engagement last month. Try not to swallow your tongue when Mandy pops out a ...

This is a video of somebody's pet turtle having sex with a shoe. It's possibly NSFW if you carry your house on your back or live in a pond. You need to watch it with audio though, because the little guy makes the cutest squeaky noises while he's going at it. Kind of like me, but with no crying in be...

There's just certain rock sh-t I f-ck with regardless and Yeah Yeah Yeahs is one of those groups. Longtime readers know that I've long been into them. Karen O is that chick! [via Idolator]...

I haven't seen Dakota Fanning in a movie since that Dreamer shit. Don't you dare fucking judge. I had an awful case of the sicks, so I was high on NyQuil and feeling vulnerable. Needless to say, that horse poop made me sicker. Because I haven't seen Dakota do acting shit in a movie since 2005, I'm n...

I haven't seen Dakota Fanning in a movie since that Dreamer shit. Don't you dare fucking judge. I had an awful case of the sicks, so I was high on NyQuil and feeling vulnerable. Needless to say, that horse poop made me sicker. Because I haven't seen Dakota do acting shit in a movie since 2005, I'm n...

Want to build you own 17,000 calorie pirate ship? No problem, pick up these ingredients and then follow the picture tutorial after the jump. Ingredients: ~20 sausages ~48 rashers of bacon 1.2kg of sausage meat 1kg of pork mince 10 franks 1kg of pastry (not 100% meat this time) 1 onion 1 mushroom 2 p...

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs' new video for the great "Zero," the first single from the upcoming but long-since-leaked It's Blitz!, bets heavily on your presumed interest in frontwoman Karen O's gangly, ebullient charm. Zipped up in studded-and-spiked leather — and one of her trademark "jazzercize meet...