Everybody needs hobbies! But may I suggest better camouflage colors? We still see you. Source...

Big Bird might need to start making his own birdseed milkshakes -- Sesame Workshop is cutting back. From the AP: NEW YORK (AP) — The crisis on Wall Street is plaguing Sesame Street. Sesame Workshop, the non-profit producer of Sesame Street and other kids' programs, is cutting about one-fifth o...

Whoa hey how’d the Entire News Media miss this one? Especially considering the main things we all jabber about, these days, are stock prices and whatever Jon Stewart said about Jim Cramer …. Anyway, get out your duct tape because a certified American Nazi was building a “dirty bomb...

Fuck Grey’s Anatomy. I know, them’s fighting words for a lot of you folks out there (probably fewer than elsewhere, but I’m sure there’s plenty of McDreamy fans in the FSR herd). But that’s how I feel right now. That stupid show, which jumped the shark long before its first lesbian storyli...

A car dealer in Nebraska seems to have come onto his lot in the middle of the night with a couple of his senior managers and loaded up a bunch of cars onto transporters. Then the three apparently cleaned out their desks and rode off into the... er... sunrise with the boosted vehicles. Employees were...

...that what this planet needs is a 20-foot flying predator. But I'll take what I can get....

  We almost passed on even reading about this bizarre story because we were 100% convinced that it was going to be completely retracted within minutes. But as the hours passed, we realized we were doing you a disservice by not burdening you with the salacious details... Here are the unconfirmed...

All celebrity gossip is subject to the side-eye, with the exception of anything involving celebrity Scientologists. Pretty much every crazy-ass story you hear about these cult-lovers is true, including Scientology making Katie Holmes’ hair grow five inches overnight. They are magical, you know...

We were weighing another post about how eHow and Yahoo! Answers, among other hideous examples of free speech, are proving America is the dumbest and most unintentionally hilariously country in the United States, when this one question on our second least-favorite internet search engine became the we...

There is no possible reasonable explanation for this: The law would forbid entities like the NIH from requiring that recipients of government grants make the product of their research openly accessible. (The current practice requires articles be freely accessible after 12 months.) Instead, Conyers&#...